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6:53 pm - Mon, Dec 20, 2010
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The beatings will continue until morale improves

Good gift for my boss? …Or great?

The beatings will continue until morale improves

Good gift for my boss? …Or great?

2:05 pm - Mon, Oct 25, 2010
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Mondays

This is probably true of all businesses, but my Mondays are substantially busier and more stressful than any other day of the week. I got to work around 8:40am, ten minutes later than I’m supposed to—whoops. No biggie, I’m important here. So anyway, I had also taken Friday off (I felt like it) so I was already expecting more unread emails than usual in Outlook.

I already have several filters and rules set up in Outlook to wrangle my incoming mail into different folders based on their importance, where it’s from, and most importantly, if I’m the only one on copy. Even so, there were 300+ unread emails waiting for me when I sat down. This is not even including the reply-all junk that I’ve already had Outlook intelligently sort away. FFFFUUUUUU—

I took one look at the bold unread counts next to each folder and promptly alt-F4’d Outlook. Fuck that—there’s no way I can wade through this glut of emails and get any ‘real’ work done. (‘Real’ is relative, okay?!)

Might have to check with my supervisor to see if there’s any room in the budget to hire someone just to read and answer my emails…

2:42 pm - Wed, Sep 15, 2010
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New Employee Incentive Plan
2:00 pm - Wed, Jun 9, 2010
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thedailywhat:

Animated GIF of the Day: I’m ready. I’m ready. I’m ready. For the weekend.
[reddit.]

thedailywhat:

Animated GIF of the Day: I’m ready. I’m ready. I’m ready. For the weekend.

[reddit.]

2:40 pm - Tue, Jun 8, 2010
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Today, my boss fired me because he said I was spending too much time surfing the internet. When I reminded him that my work computer isn’t even networked, he said, “Oh, sorry, you’re the one who takes too many smoke breaks.” When I told him that I don’t even smoke, he said, “Just go…
9:19 pm - Sat, Feb 20, 2010
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Commuting to Work by Martha Kang McGill (via I Love Charts)

Commuting to Work by Martha Kang McGill (via I Love Charts)

9:22 pm - Wed, Feb 17, 2010
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Dilbert:

I did nothing today and still got paid.

You know it! Sometimes, life is awesome.

(via hotpotofcoffee)

Dilbert:

I did nothing today and still got paid.

You know it! Sometimes, life is awesome.

(via hotpotofcoffee)

5:22 pm - Sat, Feb 6, 2010

Poetic and heartbreaking. All your life, you wished to grow up faster. Enjoy your youth while you can.

See also: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

(via lkm)

9:51 pm - Wed, Oct 7, 2009
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Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work. And the only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found it yet, keep looking, and don’t settle. As with all matters of the heart, you’ll know when you find it.
Steve Jobs
9:17 pm - Wed, Sep 30, 2009
“I’m comfortable dating a woman who makes more money than the amount of my unemployment checks.”

Let’s hear it for women’s rights! Woo hoo!
“I’m comfortable dating a woman who makes more money than the amount of my unemployment checks.”

Let’s hear it for women’s rights! Woo hoo!

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