The beatings will continue until morale improves
Good gift for my boss? …Or great?
Mondays
This is probably true of all businesses, but my Mondays are substantially busier and more stressful than any other day of the week. I got to work around 8:40am, ten minutes later than I’m supposed to—whoops. No biggie, I’m important here. So anyway, I had also taken Friday off (I felt like it) so I was already expecting more unread emails than usual in Outlook.
I already have several filters and rules set up in Outlook to wrangle my incoming mail into different folders based on their importance, where it’s from, and most importantly, if I’m the only one on copy. Even so, there were 300+ unread emails waiting for me when I sat down. This is not even including the reply-all junk that I’ve already had Outlook intelligently sort away. FFFFUUUUUU—
I took one look at the bold unread counts next to each folder and promptly alt-F4’d Outlook. Fuck that—there’s no way I can wade through this glut of emails and get any ‘real’ work done. (‘Real’ is relative, okay?!)
Might have to check with my supervisor to see if there’s any room in the budget to hire someone just to read and answer my emails…
Animated GIF of the Day: I’m ready. I’m ready. I’m ready. For the weekend.
[reddit.]
Commuting to Work by Martha Kang McGill (via I Love Charts)
I did nothing today and still got paid.
You know it! Sometimes, life is awesome.
(via hotpotofcoffee)
Every day the same dream
Poetic and heartbreaking. All your life, you wished to grow up faster. Enjoy your youth while you can.
See also: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
(via lkm)
