If You’re Feeling Sinister…

Adorable.

Klouchebag measures how much of an asshat you are on Twitter.

Too good.

Lately, I’ve been spending more time on my Stellar and Twitter accounts than on Tumblr. Both services offer more frictionless content consumption than Tumblr, and I don’t have too much time these days to write anything insightful anyway.

Now if Stellar adds support for Tumblr likes, it would truly be a good overview of my favorite things from around the Internet.

"Jersey Shore will have more seasons than Arrested Development. Hope you’re proud of yourselves, humanity."

— @diskopo (Jason Chen – Gizmodo editor)

Queen’s English 50 Cent

(via thedailywhat)

Hilarious translations of 50 Cent’s unintelligible tweets to proper English.

Hunch: Twitter Predictor Game

Very interesting “game” that attempts to guess how you’d answer a series of questions just by analyzing your Twitter feed.

Several of the earlier questions seemed far too easy—the tech-related ones wouldn’t need a genius to “predict”—but it was truly surprising how accurate the predictions as a whole were. It predicted 34 of 35 questions correctly, only stumbling on whether I own a Polaroid camera (I don’t).

(via waxy)

When Do They Sleep?

jayrobinson:

When Do They Sleep? is a neat Twitter app that guesses hours of slumber by analyzing over 100 of your most recent tweets. Obviously more useful if you have Twitter diarrhea all your waking hours.

Apparently according to my tweets I have a really healthy sleep schedule. Yay!

Why, Twitter? Why?!

"Financial crisis
Stalled too many customers
CEO no more"

—

@OpenJonathan (via New York Times)

Jonathan Schwartz announced his resignation from Sun Microsystems in a Twitter haiku. Awesome.

"We are investigating the source of tweet delivery delays this morning."

—

Twitter Status

Two words. Apple. iPad.

Apple iPad. More popular than Haiti.

"I’ve slept in EVERY CLASS this week except studio (I would if I could) and forensic science. I don’t think I’m cut out for school."

— @betchplz

"My sub sandwich might not have been toasted, but that “sandwich artist” most definitely was."

—

@cabel

Old tweet, but it was the first thing that popped in my head when I tweeted my own Subway ‘sandwich artist’ story last week.

NBC’s new logo by Mitch Canter (via The Daily What)

Fail Peacock > Fail Whale.

Wow. I just got Rickroll’d through Twitter. Win points awarded to all parties involved.