Never go on trips with anyone you do not love.
— Ernest Hemingway (via Rules for My Unborn Son)
I have a life and it only goes in one direction. Forward.
— Don Draper (via David Kaneda)
It’s Gettin’…
- Her: […] And who am I speaking with?
- Me: Hotin from [redacted].
- Her: Ho-chin?
- Me: H-O-T-I-N. Ho-tin.
- Her: Oh, like in ‘Hot in Herre’?
- Me: Close!
I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later.
— Mitch Hedberg (via Quote-Book)
UNO – LOL–COMICS!
If your relationship is more of a hassle than what you put up with at work, you’ve got it completely backwards. How thick are you that you’re staying with someone that’s more work than actual work!? Yeesh, sometimes I wonder about you kids.
I’m really good at yelling at customer service. Persuasive reasoning with a tone of frustration and discontent. Maybe I should switch to pre-law. Only you would appreciate this text.
— My sister is a bitch, but she puts it to good use. Love her.
(914): There’s a girl in my class named “La-a” pronouced “Luh Dash uh” I hate everyone
We must be our own before we can be another’s.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
I am.
