I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later.
Ted: You know how everyone has that guy or girl who, no matter what happens, you always remember them being the perfect one for you?
Robin: Mike Schatz.
Marshall: Lily.
Barney: That girl right over there.
UNO – LOL–COMICS!
If they really want to end the war in Afghanistan, they should put it on Friday nights on Fox.
Jason Sweeney (via chartier)
I laughed.
(via @kottke)
(760): Professor used “ROFL” while grading my paper… Do I even go to a real college?
The answer is no, no you don’t.
Snoop Dogg VoiceSkin for TomTom GPS devices
I can’t decide if this is really lame or incredibly awesome. If only there’s a hidden ‘easter egg’ mode where Snoop Dogg helps you find the best weed in town; it would make my decision that much easier.
(via Engadget)
I Survived The Bush Administration
One day I’m going to get sick of wordy tees, but today’s not that day.
(via Rag Times)
Internet Vices by Patrick Moberg
If that’s so, I’m doing a whole shitload of drugs.
