An Open Letter to All the Politicians Talking About Whether or Not Supreme Court Nominee Elena Kagan Is a Lesbian
And frankly, President Obama, I’m looking at you, too. I’m hoping that you’re a brilliant strategist, and that nominating a liberal lesbian to the Supreme Court is part of your master plan to get gays equal rights in the long run. Just like I’m trusting that Damon Lindelof and Cartlon Cuse will answer all eleven trillion unanswered question in the LOST finale. But if you don’t do anything, Mr. President—if you don’t repeal DADT or DOMA while in office—I swear to god, I am never going to have an explicit sex dream about you and your wife again. Because I can only be so patient.
The kind of rant that can only be found on a tumblelog. So good.
(via jacob bijani » themadeshop)
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The kind of rant that can only be found on a tumblelog. So good....jacob bijani »
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