March 2011
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Mar 26th
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Mar 22nd
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This scene kept running through my head last night
Summer: I woke up one morning and I just knew.
Tom: Knew what?
Summer: What I was never sure of with you.
Mar 21st
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Mar 11th
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Mar 11th
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Mar 10th
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White iPhone 4 to Ship Early Next Month? →
Now I’m worried. If these rumors are true and the mythical white iPhone 4 is finally released in early April, it will launch only two short months ahead of the expected next-generation iPhone. Apple would never schedule flagship releases so close together, so either this year’s iPhone is “just” a spec-bumped iPhone 4 or, worse, the next-generation device is delayed. Please don’t let it be so,...
Mar 9th
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“I want to go down on you and make you happy. Then I want to come back up slowly...”
– Yours Truly, Gas Prices Slow clap. Well played, GoblinEngineer.
Mar 9th
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iPad 2 vs. the World →
Two days ago, the Xoom looked like a decent, almost finished and slightly overpriced tablet. Two days ago, it had a couple of quantifiable advantages, including native CDMA support and a better GPU. Two days ago, you could make the Xoom look better than the iPad on paper. […] The arguments were thin, but two days ago they existed. Today, simply put: The Xoom is fucked. So, I suspect, is the...
Mar 8th
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Mar 8th
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Mar 8th
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The Worst Restaurant in the World: L’Ami Louis →
Wonderfully written review. Twenty minutes later, possibly under their own steam, the snails arrive. Vesuvian, they bubble and smoke in a magma of astringent garlic butter and parsley. We grasp them with the spring-loaded specula and gingerly unwind the dark gastropods, curling like dinosaur boogers. They go on and on, expanding onto the plate as if they were alien. We have to cut them in half,...
Mar 7th
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WatchWatch
Aziz Ansari: Looking for Work “One thing I noticed about these films you’ve nominated is there are no African Americans in any of them. The Social Network—there couldn’t have been a black guy checking his Facebook? Not even in a montage? James Franco cuts his arm off in 127 Hours and his arm doesn’t even turn black. Black Swan? There’s no black people! What, Usher couldn’t have been one of...
Mar 6th
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Mar 6th
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Drive Angry →
Ragdoll on Drive Angry: Likely conversation between Nicolas Cage and his agent (as compiled by my friends and I): “Nic, baby, I’ve got a script for you.” “Talk to me.” “It’s got young babes, fast cars, ultra-violence, campy dialague, pulpy action, and women who instantly fall in love with you despite the hair thing you got going on.” “Sounds okay so far.” “You also get to kill people...
Mar 6th
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Mar 5th
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“The Xoom tablet is trim, light, and very pretty … but when you place it next to...”
– Andy Ihnatko
Mar 4th
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Reddit IAmA: 74-time Jeopardy! Champion Ken... →
The moment I saw his Reddit username, I knew this would be a great AMA.
Mar 3rd
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“hotin i just pooped and it hurt YIKES”
– My disgusting lovely sister
Mar 3rd