January 2011
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Jersey Shore will have more seasons than Arrested Development. Hope you’re proud...
– @diskopo (Jason Chen – Gizmodo editor)
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Freddie: We’d be good together. Don’t you think?
Effy: No.
Freddie: Why?
Effy: Because I’ll break your heart.
Freddie: Maybe I’ll break yours.
Effy: Nobody breaks my heart.
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Apple COO Tim Cook – FQ1 2009 Earnings Call
We believe that we’re on the face of the Earth to make great products, and that’s not changing.
We’re constantly focusing on innovating.
We believe in the simple, not the complex.
We believe that we need to own and control the primary technologies behind the products we make, and participate only in markets where we can make a significant...
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Greatest best man speech ever
A genius AskReddit collaboration:
You know, he first asked his smartest friend to be the best man, and he said no. Then he asked his funniest friend, and he too said no. And again, after being turned down by his richest friend, he finally asked his best looking friend. And, well… I figured I couldn’t tell him no four times!
I was a bit nervous coming up here though so I prepared a couple...
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