August 2010
9 posts
One gangster grandma
Today, I went with my family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned house. We noticed the people had left a lot of stuff behind so we loaded up the car with books, records, etc. As we were leaving, we saw the family who lived there drive up. I robbed a house with my grandma. FML
I ended up eating by myself; FML
- Me: I’m coming over for dinner. Make room.
- Stephen: I’ll engage the auto turrets then.
- Me: Big whoop. I have an overshield. What, wrong game?
- Stephen: Oh I have a permanent shield drain installed in my turrets. Anyway I’m done with dinner.
“My Pokémon game somehow restarted. My life is over. I almost got to the ghost town. FML FUCK MY GAMEBOY.”
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Text message from Hoyin.
A follow up text:
(You have my permission to reblog, tweet, or tumblr that.)
Starcraft 2
- Stephen: I gotta warn you—my SC2 arrives today.
- Me: August 5th: the day Stephen’s job hunt took a permanent hiatus.
- Stephen: Nah, August 5th: the day Stephen found his permanent job—professional SC2 player.
“The United States has been at war for 47 of its 230 years, or 20 percent of its history.”
—The New York Times (via dihard)
Staying Busy Translates to Being Happy →
psychcentral.com
An interesting new study suggests people who are extremely active are happier than people who sit idle.
The finding may explain why people confess to being so incredibly busy in today’s society.
(via emilyposts » psychotherapy)