December 2010
14 posts
“
Happy Holidays
…is what terrorists say.
Merry Christmas — Avery and Jack
” —30 Rock – “Christmas Attack Zone”
“Me: did you like the emma cover?!
Me: OMG
Alice: OMG
Alice: MIND BLOWN
Me: soooooooooooooooo cute
Alice: haha
Alice: i was focusing more on how we’re one step closer to a wizarding world
Alice: with moving pictures
Me: well i was focusing more on her cuteness okay” —Alice and I on Emma Watson’s adorable Marie Claire cover
Me: OMG
Alice: OMG
Alice: MIND BLOWN
Me: soooooooooooooooo cute
Alice: haha
Alice: i was focusing more on how we’re one step closer to a wizarding world
Alice: with moving pictures
Me: well i was focusing more on her cuteness okay” —Alice and I on Emma Watson’s adorable Marie Claire cover
Instant Virgin Detector →
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So close, yet so far away…
Dead giveaway: the dreaded hover hand.
“Keep high aspirations, moderate expectations, and small needs.”
—William Howard Stein
“When she’s in the ninth grade, I can’t have some senior showing up with a Gasol beard, a USC hat and an SUV shaking my hand and saying that they’re “just going out for a bite to eat,” only he’s going to have that barely perceptible, “I’ve felt your daughter’s boobs before, and I’m going to do it again tonight” smirk on his face, followed by me stabbing him to death and serving the mandatory sentence.”
—
Bill Simmons: Celtics, Lakers and the color purple
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