October 2010
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All Dudes Learned How to Dress and It Sucks →
I can’t figure out how old anyone is. I can’t figure out how gay anyone is. On silent subway morning commutes there are no tells. The brogues, desert boots and quickstrike high-tops not only have me manic-fantasy-banging every well-dressed dude on the F BECAUSE IT IS ALL SO GODDAMN GOOD but the fact that so many are suddenly well shod plus the prevalence of hard-bottoms straight CRIPPLES my...
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Mondays
This is probably true of all businesses, but my Mondays are substantially busier and more stressful than any other day of the week. I got to work around 8:40am, ten minutes later than I’m supposed to—whoops. No biggie, I’m important here. So anyway, I had also taken Friday off (I felt like it) so I was already expecting more unread emails than usual in Outlook.
I already have several filters and...
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“Android is for the masses
Apple is for the top brasses
Microsoft is slow like...”
– William Mougayar in a comment on A VC – ‘Android’
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“Remember to not fall in love with what a person could be, but who a person...”
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“This CGI bullshit is the death knell of cinema. If I’d wanted all that computer...”
– Quentin Tarantino (via makingofmovies)
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“Laziness is just an inaccurately derogatory term for efficiency.”
– Bardo77n on Reddit
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Trial for man who stole 40,000 hotel coat-hangers →
Counsel: Now, Mr Chrysler – for let us assume that that is your name – you are accused of purloining in excess of 40,000 hotel coat hangers.
Chrysler: I am.
Counsel: Can you explain how this came about?
Chrysler: Yes. I had 40,000 coats which I needed to hang up.
Counsel: Is that true?
Chrysler: No.
Apparently original work from humorist Miles Kingston and not from a real trial, but...
