January 2010
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“Every time she goes out in public, 4 more college freshman become advertising...”
– Adam Riff on Christina Hendricks (via thebigspoonnoless)
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“We are investigating the source of tweet delivery delays this morning.”
– Twitter Status
Two words. Apple. iPad.
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“I’ve slept in EVERY CLASS this week except studio (I would if I could) and...”
– @betchplz
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“My sub sandwich might not have been toasted, but that “sandwich...”
– @cabel
Old tweet, but it was the first thing that popped in my head when I tweeted my own Subway ‘sandwich artist’ story last week.
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“This will be the most important thing I’ve ever done.”
– Steve Jobs on the rumored Apple tablet
Can anything possibly live up to the incredible hype for the Apple tablet? It’s worth noting that even the mere existence of an ‘Apple tablet’ is just a rumor.
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“Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you...”
– Conan O’Brien (via The Film Watcher)
His farewell speech on the just-ended Tonight Show was touching, genuine, and inspiring. He truly is a great man.
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“I think secretly, you are infatuated with Apple, attracted to it, but afraid....”
– A reader comment on a Gizmodo editorial explaining Apple’s product announcement magic.
There isn’t as much Apple hatred as there used to be—which I’m sure is in no small part due to the iPhone’s incredible success—but this is an interesting take on people who (still) hate on my favorite fruit...
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palinoia
noun • (pal-ih-NOI-uh) • compulsive repetition of an act until it is perfect
(via Word Journal)
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TALL, SLENDER REDHEAD AVAILABLE FOR NIGHTTIME... →
Conan’s Craigslist listing of his seven-month-old Tonight Show studio was hilarious, but this one is even better.
Not afraid to take two people at once, and then a musical guest.
I almost don’t want this whole situation to get resolved just because it’s all just pure comedic gold. At least for Conan, Letterman, and surprisingly even Kimmel. But not Leno. He still sucks as usual.
(via...
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The answer is much simpler than you’d think
Team Leno or Team Conan?
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WatchEven Hitler weighs in on Leno’s douche move back to 11:35 PM.
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On Rotating of Dishes →
And this is what I sometimes worry about: do I put them back on top of the stack? Do I put the bowls back in the empty front spot on the shelf? Because if I do that, then guess which dishes are going to get reached for the next time? That’s right, the same ones.
OCD musings are my favorite kinds of posts. I will never look at my cupboard the same way again.
(via Kottke)
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“(402): i got excepted to unl lol
(402): You mean “accepted”.”
– Texts from Last Night
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“I was at the store and there was a kid bouncing and rolling down the freezer...”
– It Made My Day!
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Google on acid →
This SVG version of Google’s iconic homepage is perfect for when you’re dropping some acid.
(via @codinghorror)
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“To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient...”
– Henri Poincaré
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“People who think they know it all are especially annoying to those of us who do.”
– Anonymous
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An Open Letter to James Cameron from Papyrus →
Goodness knows I’ve worked hard the past 26 years to make a name for myself. And it’s felt great coming to the aid of New Age spa owners, suburban party planners, and young couples looking to save money by making their own wedding invitations. But only now, by appearing in your movie, have I been given mainstream, high-level recognition as a serious typeface. And for that, I thank you.
(via...
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Accidental Dong →
(via LKM)
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