September 2009
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60ish literary euphemisms for masturbation →
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be (10.) dipping my madeleine into Proust’s tea while (15.) giving the protagonist some internal conflict as my uh… (8.) participles are dangling. If you know what I mean. Did I do that right?
Sep 1st
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August 2009
41 posts
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I hope this song starts a craze, the kind of song...
sharingtime: Country music: lost the girl because you got drunk and cheated on her and now she’s beating the shit out of your pickup truck Pop music: crush on a girl; if all goes well, perhaps engage in birfday sex with her Rap music: fucking the girl and all her friends while bottles of Cristal are poured on top of everyone Polka music: probably about girls, but no one’s listening to...
Aug 29th
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“(720): There is a banner on a house by campus that says “welcome to college...”
– Texts from Last Night
Aug 29th
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Aug 28th
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Aug 27th
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Aug 27th
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Aug 26th
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Songs in Code Database →
problems.length == 99 && !problems.include?(:girl) try { this.touch() } catch (CantException e) {} Omg these are amazing.
Aug 26th
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Aug 25th
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Route 36 – La Paz, Bolivia →
You know how tourists—including yours truly—flock to Amsterdam for some quasi-legal recreational drug use? Well, we’ve got nothing on the shenanigans that goes on at Route 36, the world’s first cocaine bar in La Paz, Bolivia. “Tonight we have two types of cocaine; normal for 100 Bolivianos a gram, and strong cocaine for 150 a gram.” The waiter has just finished taking our drink order of two...
Aug 25th
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Aug 23rd
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Aug 23rd
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Aug 22nd
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Aug 22nd
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Aug 22nd
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Aug 22nd
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Aug 18th
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Aug 18th
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Aug 17th
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Aug 16th
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“So I left, that is it. That’s my life, nothing is sacred, I don’t keep friends,...”
– fun., ‘At Least I’m Not as Sad (As I Used to Be)’
Aug 15th
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Aug 15th
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“(973): I’m watching CSI, they found semen in the woman’s ear. (1-973): Guess...”
– TFLN I laughed.
Aug 14th
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Aug 13th
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Aug 11th
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Aug 11th
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“Today, I had a horrible breakup with my girlfriend of two years. In my...”
– FML
Aug 11th
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Aug 11th
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Obama is Literally Hitler →
YOU KNOW WHO ELSE PUT MANDATES ON A DOMESTIC CAR COMPANY AND WANTED TO BUILD FUEL EFFICIENT CARS TO BOOST THE ECONOMY? HITLER! Hilarious. Followed.
Aug 11th
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Aug 11th
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Aug 7th
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“I think I maybe see you a little differently than you see yourself. Yes, I see...”
– James Brennan, Adventureland A really underrated film. It reminded me a lot of Linklater’s Dazed and Confused, the genre-setting 1993 coming-of-age epic about teenage restlessness and ennui. The Motion/Captured review at HitFix summed it up best: What makes [Dazed and Confused] a classic for...
Aug 5th
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Aug 4th
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Aug 3rd
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Aug 3rd
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Aug 2nd
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“(973): No, we’re smoking outside. We’re hot boxing the world.”
– Texts from Last Night
Aug 2nd
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Aug 2nd
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Aug 2nd
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Google Code speed tutorials →
Very good tutorials on Google Code on how to make your website faster. Going into my bookmarks for when I feel up for refactoring my sloppy CSS and HTML. See also: Text rotation with CSS (via SimpleBits) since I’m already on the topic of tutorials. Surprisingly, it even works in Internet Explorer. Go figure. (via Kottke)
Aug 2nd
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Aug 2nd