September 2009
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60ish literary euphemisms for masturbation →
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be (10.) dipping my madeleine into Proust’s tea while (15.) giving the protagonist some internal conflict as my uh… (8.) participles are dangling. If you know what I mean.
Did I do that right?
August 2009
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I hope this song starts a craze, the kind of song...
sharingtime:
Country music: lost the girl because you got drunk and cheated on her and now she’s beating the shit out of your pickup truck
Pop music: crush on a girl; if all goes well, perhaps engage in birfday sex with her
Rap music: fucking the girl and all her friends while bottles of Cristal are poured on top of everyone
Polka music: probably about girls, but no one’s listening to...
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(720): There is a banner on a house by campus that says “welcome to college...
– Texts from Last Night
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Songs in Code Database →
problems.length == 99 && !problems.include?(:girl)
try { this.touch() } catch (CantException e) {}
Omg these are amazing.
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Route 36 – La Paz, Bolivia →
You know how tourists—including yours truly—flock to Amsterdam for some quasi-legal recreational drug use? Well, we’ve got nothing on the shenanigans that goes on at Route 36, the world’s first cocaine bar in La Paz, Bolivia.
“Tonight we have two types of cocaine; normal for 100 Bolivianos a gram, and strong cocaine for 150 a gram.” The waiter has just finished taking our drink order of two...
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So I left, that is it. That’s my life, nothing is sacred,
I don’t keep friends,...
– fun., ‘At Least I’m Not as Sad (As I Used to Be)’
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(973): I’m watching CSI, they found semen in the woman’s ear.
(1-973): Guess...
– TFLN
I laughed.
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Today, I had a horrible breakup with my girlfriend of two years. In my...
– FML
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Obama is Literally Hitler →
YOU KNOW WHO ELSE PUT MANDATES ON A DOMESTIC CAR COMPANY AND WANTED TO BUILD FUEL EFFICIENT CARS TO BOOST THE ECONOMY? HITLER!
Hilarious. Followed.
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I think I maybe see you a little differently than you see yourself. Yes, I see...
– James Brennan, Adventureland
A really underrated film. It reminded me a lot of Linklater’s Dazed and Confused, the genre-setting 1993 coming-of-age epic about teenage restlessness and ennui.
The Motion/Captured review at HitFix summed it up best:
What makes [Dazed and Confused] a classic for...
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(973): No, we’re smoking outside. We’re hot boxing the world.
– Texts from Last Night
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Google Code speed tutorials →
Very good tutorials on Google Code on how to make your website faster. Going into my bookmarks for when I feel up for refactoring my sloppy CSS and HTML.
See also: Text rotation with CSS (via SimpleBits) since I’m already on the topic of tutorials. Surprisingly, it even works in Internet Explorer. Go figure.
(via Kottke)
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