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Parks and Recreation

Somehow I missed the announcement of the long-anticipated new NBC show helmed by The Office’s...

Mar 31st

“I fell asleep, woke up and my room smelled like poo.”
— Hoyin Don’t kill me for...

Mar 31st

Yay! The poster I voted for was picked to advertise 500 Days...

Mar 30th

89 Tag Lines

Mar 30th

Microsoft's anti-Mac campaign underhanded,...

Mar 30th

[via quote-book»audiogasm»merricat»atoms:»drivemysoul]

Mar 30th

Aero Taskforce

Mar 30th

New Texting Acronyms for the Elderly

Mar 30th

Can you say ‘epic win’? The first part is a girl’s email...

Mar 30th

AIM convo with [redacted]

Friend: nah.... i find it hard to find time to look for girls id be interested in
Friend: and then to spend time with them.... means even less time
Friend: i need to find lots of things for small talk so we dont discuss myself
Friend: at all
Friend: lol
Friend: i hate when people ask personal questions

Mar 28th

“It’s sad when people you know become people you knew. When...”
— jessicachu: “I hope this...

Mar 28th

Listen

The Temper Trap — “Sweet Disposition” “A moment, a love…   a dream, a laugh… a kiss, a cry…   our...

Mar 26th

“Any guy who doesn’t understand exactly what’s happening and...”
— Jeffrey Wells Oh shi—, life...

Mar 26th

Watch

OMG. The theatrical trailer for 500 Days of Summer is out now! As you probably already know, I am...

Mar 26th

What Should I Read Next?

Mar 25th

Gnoosic

Mar 24th

“I found this pill you can take that makes you no longer...”
— @jakeandamir [via...

Mar 24th

Jennifer Aniston ended relationship with John...

Mar 24th

“When I get sad, I stop being sad and be AWESOME instead....”
— Barney Stinson [How I Met Your...

Mar 23rd

Gattaca

Vincent: A year is a long time.
Irene: Not so long. Just once around the sun.

Mar 22nd

Watch

Downfall of Grammar [via grammarnazi]* Yes, it’s yet another Hitler vs. YouTube mashup video but...

Mar 22nd

How to Pour the Perfect Guinness Pint

var VideoID = "4661"; var Width = 500; var Height = 405; Now no plane ticket necessary. How...

Mar 22nd

ACRONYM 2009 S/S Collection [via kanye] Showing love...

Mar 22nd

Penis game

Mar 22nd

Settlers of Catan

A fascinating multiplayer board game designed by German dental technician Klaus Teuber, Settlers of...

Mar 22nd

Google.org, the philanthropic arm of Google, is testing a...

Mar 22nd

I remember this! I used to read The Very Hungry Caterpillar...

Mar 20th

Jamie Scott & The Town — ‘Runaway Train’   [via...

Mar 20th

Dedicated to one of my favorite lines from the Flight of the...

Mar 16th

And because I’m a geek, I totally thought of Rorshach at the...

Mar 16th

Paris, je t’aime [via movieoftheweek]

Mar 16th

Watch

Girls Are Not to Be Trusted [derrickcomedy] “Oh hi, Todd! This is Belanie! Yes, we did have sex,...

Mar 16th

Harry Beck’s unsolicited 1951 Paris...

Detail from Harry Beck’s rejected 1951 Paris Métro map design. I’m a big fan of Harry Beck’s work...

Mar 14th

The World’s Biggest Diamond Heist

Mar 14th

The McGangBang   [via kottke] A McDonald’s double...

Mar 14th

Scanwiches

Mar 13th

…In the Butt

Mar 13th

Syracuse Defeats UConn in a Marathon...

The New York Times reports that Syracuse’s Orange beat UConn’s Huskies 127–117 in an epic...

Mar 13th

Explaining Twitter to a friend

Simon: ohhh i see
Simon: so do i know when and where your taking a piss so i can come and watch
Me: rofll
Me: “taking a dump. hope all goes well”
Me: five minutes later “yep, all good. solid”
Simon: hahahah nice
Simon: then yoru next update
Simon: “butthole hurts, never updating when and where i take dumps again...so simon mo cant find me”
Me: ROFLL
Simon: lmaoo

Mar 13th

Review: Oregon Trail for iPhone is tween crack...

Mar 13th

Watch

Flight of the Conchords live at Amoeba  [via bjornstar»3stacks»theduty] The video is a little...

Mar 13th

“Pakistan: 11 die in suspected U.S. drone attack...”
— @cnn on this story. Someone...

Mar 13th

After a ten-month hiatus, Frank Chimero is finally back with...

Mar 13th

“I’m tumbling this.” unofficial t-shirt. I want one! [via...

Mar 12th

128 kbps vs. 320 kbps

Mar 12th

Daft Punk soundboard [via ragdoll»robotindisguise]

Mar 11th

The Sky Is Not, in Fact, Falling [David W. Dunlap, NYT] ...

Mar 11th

Periodic Table of Typefaces [larger] I just spent five...

Mar 11th

Tumblrette is now Tumblr for iPhone

Mar 11th

Tetris HD

Mar 11th

“We’re all about finding ways of raising discretionary...”
— Michael O’Leary, chief...

Mar 9th

Help Fox Searchlight pick ‘500 Days of...

Mar 6th

Watch

Holyfuckingshit. This looks so badass. The machines apparently are able to replicate human-like...

Mar 5th

“Transparency is the new black.”
— Bright Side #44 [Bright Side...

Mar 5th

“Flirting is the art of keeping intimacy at a safe distance.”
— Sabina Sesselmann [via...

Mar 5th

New logos for the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act...

Mar 4th

Facebook’s impending redesign. Definitely aimed at Twitter...

Mar 4th

XKCD with another hit. I tried to avoid posting this, but it...

Mar 4th

Watchmen

So I’m going to see the much-hyped cinematic debut of Alan Moore’s highly celebrated Watchmen...

Mar 3rd

Artistic reenactment provided by benjibot Today I plugged...

Mar 3rd

“That’s What She Said.”

Mar 1st

Sad Trombone My Life

Mar 1st