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2009

December
October 52
August 41
July 53
June 42
May 108
April 44
March 67
January 60

2008

June 11
May 39
April 39
March 21
January
“I’m comfortable dating a woman who makes more money than...
Oct 1st
The Green Space Travel Case Decorating your lunch box to...
Sep 29th

My sister is sneaky, but snacks are her...

Me: did you take some tv shows?
Me: i know you were at my desk bc there's a folder named hoyin on my desktop
Me: and my chips ahoy bag was empty
Hoyin: AHAHAHHA
Hoyin: HAHAHAHAHA
Me: i was like..
Me: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I WONDER WHO
Hoyin: DANG I'M NOT SNEAKY ENOUGH
Me: BITCH
Hoyin: this convo is going on tumblr
Me: hahaha
Sep 29th
“I think the library is a giant microwave on a low setting,...”
— @11, who also has a tumblelog.
Sep 29th
“52.2%”
— Current unemployment rate for...
Sep 28th
Traumatic head injury? Take a shot. Of vodka.
Sep 28th
The Best Movies of All Time Map I love maps—actually, all...
Sep 28th
“And there’s a lake, and at the bottom you’ll find all our...”
— Brand New, ‘At the Bottom’
Sep 27th
Guess which tan I have.
Sep 26th
Warch Watch
Barack Obama’s amazingly consistent smile This is hypnotic. (via Kottke)
Sep 25th

Michael accidentally sells out Jim

Jim: [angrily] Michael, you screwed me.
Michael: [quietly] That’s what she sai—
Jim: —No.
Sep 25th
The Office was really good last night. That’s what she said.
Sep 25th
Tumblr tees I’m buying one as soon as I get home. Save a...
Sep 25th
“Let’s alternate blackouts so we can piece together our...
Sep 23rd
New York City Murders The New York Times has an excellent...
Sep 23rd
Ten Politically Incorrect Truths About Human...
Sep 23rd
Romance and Love? Not the Same Thing
Sep 23rd
LKM: Finished the Lost Symbol
Sep 23rd

The Lost Symbol

More on Dan Brown’s “writing”: Lukas Mathis’ hilarious rant on the ridiculously poor opening...
Sep 23rd
Television Size Over the Years How much bigger do TVs need...
Sep 23rd
matthewb: The League of Moveable Type has released a new...
Sep 23rd
Yellow Dress
Sep 22nd
Presidential fist bumps I laughed.
Sep 21st
“Thanks to this CD, I have THREE times as many STDs from all...”
— Comment left on the AP review...
Sep 21st
Dan Brown’s 20 worst sentences
Sep 18th
Kymera Magic Wand – gesture-based universal TV remote This...
Sep 18th
Early Risers Crash Faster
Sep 18th
Curtis CSS Typeface
Sep 17th
The Ultimate Productivity Blog
Sep 17th
“Bed Loss Specialist.” It means I have to lie on my bed and...”
— What.CD Elite forum thread on...
Sep 16th
If that’s not the sweetest thing you’ve ever heard of, I...
Sep 16th
“YO PATRICK SWAYZE I KNOW YOU JUST DIED & IMMA LET YOU...”
— @roseharding
Sep 15th

Regarding complaints of Mad Men season 3...

danhacker: There’s a vocal subset of people that are complaining that the third season of Mad Men...
Sep 8th
Nerd Venn Diagram Not to scale.
Sep 7th
Why I never go on AIM anymore.
Sep 6th
John Krasinski & Rainn Wilson – TV Guide photoshoot ...
Sep 3rd
Baby Got Camera – $10 Adorable. (via swissmiss)
Sep 3rd
Meetings I’m going to suggest this at the next company...
Sep 2nd