I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later.
— Mitch Hedberg (via Quote-Book)
Ted: You know how everyone has that guy or girl who, no matter what happens, you always remember them being the perfect one for you?
Robin: Mike Schatz.
Marshall: Lily.
Barney: That girl right over there.
(via Yimmys Yayo)
UNO – LOL–COMICS!
If they really want to end the war in Afghanistan, they should put it on Friday nights on Fox.
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Jason Sweeney (via chartier)
I laughed.
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Beirut – Postcards from Italy
It’s been a couple of years, but this track from Beirut’s debut album Gulag Orkestar is just beautiful as the day I first heard it. The song’s lyrics paint such an incredibly vivid love story.
And I will love to see that day
that day is mine
when she will marry me outside with the willow trees
and play the songs we made
they made me so
and I would love to see that day
her day was mine
If your relationship is more of a hassle than what you put up with at work, you’ve got it completely backwards. How thick are you that you’re staying with someone that’s more work than actual work!? Yeesh, sometimes I wonder about you kids.
(via @kottke)
Just awesome. (via swiss-miss)
(760): Professor used “ROFL” while grading my paper… Do I even go to a real college?
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The answer is no, no you don’t.
